#Lestrade reminds me of that sarcastic single father #always poking his nose into his teenage son’s business #like #Dad why are you in my room what are you DOING #….IT’S A DRUGS BUST #DAD I DON’T DO DRUGS OMG #I know but you’ve been really standoffish lately and coming home late #and last night you brought home a pink suitcase #Son I’d love you no matter what but I’d appreciate it if you didn’t hide things from me #Dad omg Dad stop JOHN IS OVER omg #and on all of the first dates Lestrade takes them to the side #and is all try not to punch him #he’s my son okay and I know he can be hard to handle but #don’t punch him #or hurt him #if you do I will arrest you #you little fucker #HA HA HA I’m kidding I’m sure you’re great #and when the date didn’t work out #DAD THEY DUMPED ME #well don’t commit suicide #omg Dad omg I can’t #Or when the kid is younger and wants to know what sex is #NOT MY DIVISION ASK YOUR MOTHER #but Dad- #ASK YOUR MOTHER can’t talk I am busy #/shoves doughnut in mouth #And when later on his kid is an adult and announces they’re getting married #OH MY GOD REALLY?! #Dad…
I can’t, even. Reblogging for the notes, obviously. Read them if you want a snort in your tea, or coffee, or non caffeinated beverage if you are an alien. Oh! Oh! Just thought of another one!
#Dad, I wanted a holiday with JUST John! You just had one! #Well, I fancied another. #Dad! #And I have the room right next to yours…hello John! #DAD
some muggleborn like “i want to be an astronaut when i grow up!”
wizard kids like “wtf is an astronaut”
"oh you know…the people who go to the moon"
of course you can’t just go to the moon you need a rocketship
I’m this bunnies momma
ARE U KIDDIN ME ITS SMALLER THAN A PLAYING CARD ITS SO TINY AND CUTE WOW WOW WOWEEEE
WHAT NO STOP TOO MUCH TALENT
Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets Outtake. The snake head of Jason’s Lucius cane gets caught in Dan’s robes.
the head touch
this is so fucking cute
fuck I have seen this post on my dash at least 4 times today and it took me until just now to realize it was spongebob?? I wasnt reading the text before, and it took me a further 30 seconds to realize that was mr krabbs
This art is so good but spongebob human designs make me feel so strange like I am looking at this and Eugene Krabs is hot and Im not sure if thats something Im willing to accept
i KEEP LAUGHING AT THIS BECAUSE THEY’RE SO HOT LOOKING AND BEAUTIFUL AND ALL I CAN PICTURE IS THEIR STUPID VOICES
ARE YOU FEELING IT NOW MR. KRABBS
One day, I shall come back. Yes, I shall come back.
Life depends on change and renewal.
Death is always more frightening when it strikes invisibly.
It’s the end, but the moment has been prepared for.
You may disguise your features but you can never disguise your intent.
Change, my dear. And it seems not a moment too soon.
Regeneration is a lottery, and I’ve drawn the short plank.
Friends, companions I’ve known, I salute you.
Of course, suppose it makes sense. Wearing a bit thin.
You were absolutely fantastic. And do you know what? So was I!
I don’t want to go.
I will always remember when the Doctor was me.
remember kids, if you think you’re ugly, maybe it’s just your hair not fitting your face.
Or you’re just not Iron Man yet
I can’t even recognise the guy in the first gif
You garden is quite lovely. It would be a shame if something were to… happen to it…
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